The other night I got a little too drunk while hangin w my buddies. By, ‘a little too drunk’, I mean I fell off of my porch 3 times, smashed my face on the sidewalk & busted my elbow in the street. My shirtless body looks like a Michael Myers victim. This is my third day feeling like a living crash-test dummy, & I have absolutely no further interest in alcohol.
…until next weekend.